robo
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Post at 23-8-2012 15:57  Profile P.M. 
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new secretary

Paddy : "Your new secretary is very sexy....."

Seamus : "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen......

If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters.

Will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental......

I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is".

Next day, Paddy called Seamus from the hospital & shouted :

"Seamus….... You bastard!

You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."
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nine2five
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Post at 25-8-2012 01:08  Profile P.M. 
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It's a complaint that I'd have the next day too if somebody lent me something like that!

The names were a little misleading though, because I just assumed Paddy was a female because of the name!
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flowmon
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Reply #2 nine2five's post

Bro, Paddy and Seamus are Irish names
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jesus~that guy love fuck steel
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