I'm sure many have wondered about those ads when you have gone online looking for a date on a lonely night. I'm here to tell you that it is complete and utter crap.
Look: 1/5 (It was just all wrong)
Body: 1/5 (Not one part of her body felt special)
PSE: 0/5
GFE: -1/5 (Yea I think I would have to give her negative points on this one)
WIR: Absolutely not
Sold: 1000 RMB for 2 shots
Got: 1000 RMB for 1 shot + extra tip for an awful blowjob
Advertises GFE experience, shower together, blowjob, body rub, full package, etc, etc. The person that showed up looked nothing like the pictures... I didn't expect her to look the same but it was like night and day but it had been a really long day and I just really wanted to fuck something so I went for it anyway.
No shower (bad sign), gave a really bad covered BJ for which she originally wanted a 700 RMB tip, I told her no way in hell. BJ stopped and I just wanted to get this session over with, so had her on all fours and just went at it, pounded her hard and no mercy for a while flipped her and continued, finally after another long while, got me to the point where I could have a very lackluster
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It was literally just
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once, no second pump, no third pump... one fucking pump.
She then jumps up and immediately starts getting dressed, my first thought was what happened to 2 shots? And then I thought I'd actually tip her to gtfo at that point so whatever.
It was late, I was tired, not thinking straight and just wanted to do something to let off some steam but it was definitely one of the worst experiences I have ever had. She probably should have paid me for fucking her.