Day 3:
Date: 12/04/2022
Location: Beach Road
Name: June
Age: 28
Face: 3.5
Body: 4
Height: 5'6"
Grooming: Shaved
Skill: 2
Service: 3
GFE: 0
PSE: 0
Price: 1000
Notes on appearance: Her face structure reminded me of a young Tia Carrera. Her body was slim and well built, but no definition. Almost no muscle tone underneath, but almost no fat either.
Repeat: No
Ladies and gentlemen, I was sad. I needed to get some good pussy, or a good blowjob. Regadless, something good needed to happen to my cock, and soon. After leaving Excite Club I grabbed some food and sundries and headed back to my hotel. I spent a couple of hours just cooling off as the heat was starting to get to me and before I knew it I had fallen asleep. I woke up about 4am and decided to go a-huntin'. I figured due to the time that I might have the best results on Beach Road. So I walked down and started looking.
After about 5 minutes of walking I saw this lovely young lady that had a body that was built by Mercedes. Soft and curvy in all the right places and straight and tight in the rest. Her face was quite lovely if non descript in the same way that I, with my red hair, don't stand out when I visit Ireland. Same with her. Nothing to scream to the heavens about with her looks, but still quite lovely.
After negotiation, we headed back to my hotel. We both got undressed separately, which is a shame as I do enjoy undressing a lady I'm about to plow, but she hopped in the tub to rinse off, rather than the shower. I thought it was odd, but I had stepped into the shower for a rinse off so I think she was just trying to be considerate. She looked so cute sitting there in the tub washing off that I had to join her. So I climbed in behind her, slid her in between my legs and had her lean back against me. I put one hand on her left tit and the other hand on her pussy. I licked her neck and started flicking her clit and nipple at the same time. She reacted quite well with encouring sounds and moans. Afer only a few moments I wanted to move to another activity, so we stood up and went out into the room proper. I had been hoping that she would be willing to BBBJ on the balcony as Bee did, but to no avail. No amount of coaxing or talking could convince her to do that. So I sat down in the chair that was in the room and put a pillow on the ground in front of me. She was kind enough to follow directions and took me in her mouth for a few minutes. It was quite clear that she had no interest in felating me.
When I was done putting up with the BBBJ I had June lay down on the bed so I could make sure she was ready to fuck. I licked her for a few minutes, but again she seemed to be more interested in the finish than in enjoying getting there. So I flipped her over, slid on a cover, and hate fucked her until I came. I stopped two times to make sure she was ok, and to make sure she was ok with what I was doing. She said she was both times, so I just kept trying to bruise her ovaries. Eventually I popped in the cover, she cleaned up, I walked her down, and went on my way to start the rest of my day.
Date: 12/04/2022
Location: Click Bar
Name: Om + Am
Age: 30 for both
Face: 3 for both
Body: 3 for both
Height: 5'3" approximately for both. I honestly saw Am kneeling, so I don't know how tall she is.
Grooming: Unknown
Skill: 0
Service: 2
GFE: 0
PSE: 0
Price: 2400
Notes on appearance: Both very cute spinners. Nothing stands out about their looks as far as something to describe.
Repeat: No
This was the day. Today was it. I was going to go walk down Soi 6 and fuck anything that caught my eye. At least that was the plan. I had been doing research for months, to memorize the places with the best reviews, the places that had the services I wanted, the places that had the kind of girls I wanted. I know, I know, I know, all of these and more things can be found anywhere in Pattaya, you just need to ask. I knew that at the time as well, but I still hoped that a little preparation would make the entire trip easier, laid back, and more fun.
I walked out of my hotel with a song on my lips. I hopped onto a baht bus with a fire in my heart. I got off the bus at Soi 6 with a raging hard on under my kilt, a wool kilt, that was scratching the head of my penis a little bit due to me not wearing any underwear. But I was horny, I had cash in my pocket and I was going to find someone who could finally make me cum in their mouth without me having to help them finish me off.
As I started to walk down Soi 6 I noticed the plethora of beautiful scantily clad women. I am a whore monger and a pussy hound. I was like a kid in a candy shop. I had reached nirvana and soon I would be cumming in its mouth. Mother fucker I was the happiest person on the planet. I walked down the street and it didn't take me long to notice a lovely young lady wearing a tasteful that had lips just made for Felatio. So I walked up to her and asked her how much for a blowjob. She stated 1400 and we went inside. Paperwork was taken care of, and we went into a back area that was screened off. I sat down on the couch. Om grabbed a pillow and a wipe. She kneeled down in front of me, wiped me off, and proceeded to go to work. Unfortuately I had to have her stop within about 60 seconds. I asked her not to use any teeth, and she said ok, the went right back to leaving my cock raw and abraded. That Spongebob meme of his teeth scraping the chocolate comes to mind. I asked her to stop as it was just too painful. She was confused and called for the mamasan. When I explained the situation she understood and offered me another girl. I would have to pay, of course. (this is Pattaya, no money no honey 55555  ) But the young lady who came in was lovely and I figured, why not. If she can salvage the situtation at least I'll get a decent blowjob out of it. Regretably Am was more of the same technique as Om. Very small mouth, way too much teeth. She couldn't open wide enough to take even the head of my penis in without digging her teeth into it.
Let me be completely frank, neither of the two young ladies I saw at Click Bar did anything wrong. Both of them did a reasonable acceptable attempt at their job, there was just one little problem. Their mouths. Anybody who likes spinners and has even a remotely average penis sees the problem. They literally could not open their mouths wide enough to give me a proper or even enjoyable blowjob. While I would not repeat with these ladies, I do not feel this is a negative reflection on either them or the establishment. The mamasan did, half heartedly, try to make it up to me after Am. But I was done, and I was not upset just disappointed. So I got dressed and headed back out to once again try my luck on Soi 6.
Date: 12/04/2022
Location: My Friend You Bar
Name: Dada
Age: 35
Face: 4
Body: 3.5
Height: 5'5"
Grooming: Unknown
Skill: 4
Service: 4
GFE: 3
PSE: 0
Price: 1500
Notes on appearance: Very "maturely" sexy. But not "old" enough to be a milf. Just a refined beauty that would look good eating across the table from you in a fancy restaurant. Her tits were large Cs, but they were not symetrical. I'm not sure, but either she had a bad augmentation, or she needs to get a "reduction" to have them evened out. Not a complaint, and it didn't stop me from enjoying playing with them. Just a note.
Repeat: Yes, if I could fuck her as she had a great attitude. And her English was flawless. She was completely fluent with almost no accent.
Continuing down Soi 6, I enjoyed the sights, the sounds, the catcalls, and the BGs running out to flip up my kilt because they didn't believe I was actually going commando. This, of course, led to me being surrounded by BGs multiple times as every single one of them wanted to flip up my kilt to see what was under it. Multiple times. Though other than looking they were all very respectful, and the couple of times I indicated I had had enough they stopped and were more sedate.
As I am coming up towards My Friend You Bar, I look to see who is sitting out front. This is one of the places I had been looking forward to checking out as many of the reviews I had read about the place indicated that this place tended to attract a certain type of lady skilled in the oral arts. When what to my wandering eye should appear but a vision of loveliness, completely out of place in this squallid dump of a street. She was gorgeous, she was divine, she was....It was the lighting mostly. But, wow did that sunbeam help her out. 55555 To be fair, she didn't need it as she was quite lovely. She reminded me of the type of cougar you see at PTA meetings, or community meetings. Nobody knows if she's married, but all the guys secretly, and possibly not so secretly, would totally fuck her. And everybody genuinely believes she is just a freak in the sack.
And as I was walking up to her, she looked up from sending a text, caught my eye and smiled a genuine smile as she saw me looking at her and heading right for her. Hello, we both said, then chuckled a little. I smiled at her and said, "May I ask you something indelicate?" To which she replied, "Of course". I said, "I'm looking for the best blowjob on this street. Do you think you could help me with that?" She chuckled and said, "Yes, I think I can help you with that." I gestured towards the inside of the bar and said, "Shall we?" After she picked up her stuff and chuckled a little more we walked inside. Paperwork was taken care of and we headed upstairs to a cozy room with a couch and a bed. She took her top of, I took my kilt off, I sat down and fondled her tits and then I laid back and relaxed. (And no, this is not fiction, and yes her English is that good. I got lucky on that part. But I had to tell this as it was a genuinely flirty giggly moment that I will always think of fondly.)
She started by licking up the outside, multiple times, her impressively large tongue wrapping halfway around the shaft on each lick. Just as she got me completely hard she took the head of my cock in her mouth and started swirling her tongue around it slowly. She moved one hand up to stroke the shaft, and after one shaft and about two head swirls which both felt amazing, she immediately took me all the way down to the base. Except she wasn't actually able to deep throat, though she did an acceptable approximation of it for me. Basically she had outstanding technique, but she just could not keep any sort of consisitency. It completely ruined it for me, just as she would start doing something I would enjoy she would switch to something else. It got me to the point of frustration because everything she was doing felt amazing, if only she would keept doing one thing.
Eventually I had had enough, so I said, thank you I'm done. I explained the situation to her, that my body wasn't going along with what she was doing even though it felt amazing. She seemed to understand, though she seemed very willing to make sure I was a satisfied customer. I would have banged her right then, but I had developed a bit of a raw spot on the head of my penis and wanted to give it a rest. I got dressed and walked out. I would repeat with her if I could fuck her as she was lovely, and her attitude and willingness to try to please me was awesome and appreciated.
Date: 12/04/2022
Location: Desire Bar
Name: Nam
Age: 24
Face: 5
Body: 5
Height: 5'0"
Grooming: Smooth
Skill: 3.5
Service: 3.5
GFE: 0
PSE: 4
Price: 2300
Notes on appearance: She had a tight, toned, "fit perfectly in the palm of my hand" ass. Face wise, she kind of reminded me of young Lulu Chu, only with a rounder face. She had pert and perky A cups, and her entire body was smooth to the touch and the tongue.
Repeat: Yes, but only once. Unless I could convince her to CIP. Then I would see her multiple times.
My dear friend and readers. Here I was; on Soi 6 in Pattaya, Thailand. A place renowned the world over for the variety and skill of the mouths and pussies available for rent. Here I was almost at the end of the street, having walked almost the entire length of the road, and I hadn't even busted a nut yet. I had been inside of three very lovely ladies mouths and so far... Nada. I was going to be the only guy in the history of punting and mongering to strike out in the only place in the world you absolutely cannot strike out in!
So I said to myself, self, no more fucking around. Find a hot girl to fuck and just fuck her. There are a thousand of them within viewing distance. There's an absolutely gorgeous one in front of Desire Bar. Make sure she is available to fuck. She is. Paperwork taken care of, we head to the back of the bar and upstairs to the room. Quick disrobe for both and a quick rinse off we both lay down on the bed and I immediately start kissing one of her perfect erect nipples with my hand, cupping her firm A cup tits as I start exploring her body. I realize that her pussy is not only completely shaved, but completely smooth, not even a little stubble. She either waxes and did so recently or she just doesn't grow any hair. I immediately slide a finger inside her and she is wet. She throws her head back and moans as I lick her neck and finger fuck her. She lowers her head and opens her eyes and I ask, "No condom?" She says "You pay extra, and no cum inside." I say ok and we agree on amount, then I lay down between her legs, lift her ass up into my hands and start feasting on her pussy like a starving man at a buffet dinner. I figure out pretty quickly that what she wants most, what she responds to best is my finger in her vagina, my tongue directly on her clit and my other finger playing with her nipple. She felt snug around my finger before she O'd, but once she did she got very very comfortable around my finger. So much so that I didn't want to wait anymore before I was inside of her. But I wanted to watch her lips wrap around my shaft first. So I laid down on the bed and asked her to lay to the side, instead of between my legs, so I could grope her ass while she was BBBJ.
I'm pretty sure she would not have been able to make me cum as I require a bit more suction than what she used, but her mouth was soft, her tongue was like velvet and there was not even a slight hint of teeth. Just a light amount of pressure with her hand and she gently kneeded my testicles with the other hand. The whole time I was just relaxing and loving every second of the soft, wet, velvety feel of her mouth as I grabbed her ass, and started fingering her clit to help her get nice and wet. It only took about two minutes before she was done with the blowjob. I had her lay back down on her back and had her wrap her legs around my hips as I positioned myself at her opening. She was nicely wet and I was able to slide in without any assistance. I looked into her eyes and inch by inch slid myself inside of her until I was sheathed completely. After a few moments of just enjoying the sensation of her wrapped around me I started moving my cock inside of her. Starting with a rocking motion I pulled out a little more each time I slid out, until I was slowly fucking her as long and as deep as I could. Either I felt good to her, or she was a great physical actress because she got even wetter as I was slowly enjoying her tight pussy. She felt so amazing that I was not able to last long. So when I felt the need to blow I pulled out and popped all over her pussy. Not my favorite way to finish, but still a fun one.
We cleaned up, got dressed and head back downstairs. I gave her a hug and a quick kiss and stepped out onto Soi 6 with a smile on my face and a new lease on life.
This lovely young lady had no technique in bed and very little interest with me. Not sure if me or sex in general, but she seemed too jaded for her years. Even with that in mind she was hot, tight, wet and felt like just this side of nirvana.
Continued in Part 4... | |
) But the young lady who came in was lovely and I figured, why not. If she can salvage the situtation at least I'll get a decent blowjob out of it. Regretably Am was more of the same technique as Om. Very small mouth, way too much teeth. She couldn't open wide enough to take even the head of my penis in without digging her teeth into it.