Mspa - taking risks - getting burned
Date & Time of Session: Aug 26 4PM
Location: Wanchai
Name: Lady
Link: TG
Nationality & Language: Local canto
Age: Claims to be 23
Face: 4/5
Body: Great body, perky b cups, no stomach flab
Skill: 1/5
Service: 1.5/5
GFE: 1/5
Price & Session Length: $1100
Repeat: Umm...let me think...no
I was messing around on TG's People Nearby function, and happened to come across a spa in Wanchai featuring local girls. I hadn't seen this spa advertised anywhere before, and there are no reports in the English forums, but I decided to take a risk and give it a try anyway. I hit up the agent and asked for: a pretty local with great nuru skills. The agent first suggested Kiki as their nuru queen, but because of timing issues I couldn't book her. Agent then suggested Lady. It already felt bad that I was settling.
Nevertheless, I trotted in. The local is great as it's in the middle of Wanchai's pub district, and a minute's walk from the MTR station. Unfortunately, things went downhill from here. I walked into the old non-descript building and rang the bell. Lady opens the door, wearing a black tight-fitting dress. She's not unattractive, but has that slutty bitchy look -- devoid of a smile -- that kind of turns me off. NMCOT, but other bros certainly won't mind.
The agent had sent me a price list, stating that nuru was $1000. The price list also happened to have a list of girls' names at the top, including Kiki, but not Lady. This comes into play later.
I shower, lie down on the bed, and the so called massage begins. Normally I have to tell the girls not to press down hard, as my skin turns and stays red easily. No problem with her here. Her pressure was almost non-existent. I mean it was literally like she didn't put any of her weight down on her arms when pressing down. Her massage must not have been more than 5 minutes before she said she'd move on to the nuru. We had barely started smalltalk. I thought this was great at first, because the massage sucked. She puts the oil on and proceeds with a standard body rub on my back. Her pussy is shaved, so the stubble scrapped against my ass on occasion. This went on for...not more than 2 minutes, and she told me to turn around for the handjob...
At this point I'm incredulous. Does she actually expect to finish me off already? Sure enough she is attacking LB with fury. I half-jokingly commented, "So soon?" Her response was, "Well you're not gonna shoot that quickly, are you?" 
Maybe sensing my dissatisfaction, or perhaps just out of pure incompetence, she stops and says, "Oh, I'm going to nuru the front too." How was this not part of her normal routine? My relief lasted for...not more than 1 minute. She seriously just did a wham bam thank you sir version of a front side nuru, constantly changing positions and rubbing her tits on my chest occasionally, before falling off to the side and continuing with the handjob. The lone positive positive here is that she allowed my hands to roam on her ass and pussy. Even here, I have a gripe. Her pussy entrance is a cavernous crater. I don't know how else to describe it. It's like a mini-asteroid smashed into her vagina, and left a permanent circular pockmark. Aside from the dribble of the nuru gel, it was too dry for me to go in. And so, I pretty much gave up and shot my load.
The funniest thing about this experience is that she seemed to act so professionally and skillfully. During the massage she had the nerve to ask me where I was most tired. She asked me if her titty rub felt good. After I shot, she told me in a most caring way: "rest up while I clean you off first, and then I'll shower". 
When it came time to pay, she reminded me the price was $1100. Apparently the price is higher for some girls, and technically her name wasn't on the agent's list, so who was I to argue? Whatever, chalk this up as another expensive lesson. | |
