Central Thai Massage, II
Date & Time of Session: last week [November.2020]
Location: on Graham St. at corner with Staunton St., 1/F
Name: Lin and Pun
Nationality & Language: Thailand; Pun speaks English
Age, Face, Body, Service: see below
Repeat: Yes for Lin
I wrote an earlier review of this establishment, weblink below listed.
https://forum.sex141.com/eforum/ ... light=%2Bchaudement
With the seemingly never-ending CV-19 fiasco preventing access to my fav BKK experts for
"tension release" therapy, I returned here for a Thai massage. Lin, the female Thai Manager,
gives a very good Thai massage. I suggest the 2 hour version [HKG $300/hour +tip]. She is
probably in her late 40s, aged face, 4'10", thin, flat sexy abdomen, incredible arm strength
and very limited English. Be aware, there are no "extra options" with Lin. She simply refers
you to one of her girls.
Her "referral" was to Pun who stated, "she was from NorthEast Thailand." Translation: she is
from Issan. [Read my earlier report about Issan females.]
Pun is 30ish, 5'2", nice figure with great legs, B cups and pretty smile. Brief negotiating for
BBBJ with "massage" for a total of 30 minutes at HK $1,000. [This was a $ favour to Lin.]
Predictably, whenever I touched Pun, she moved away. She expected you to lay there,
motionless without touching her whilst she remained fully clothed. Her "skillset" consisted of
microsecond flicks of your left nipple with her tongue which she EXPECTED to generate a
massive erection. After several minutes of this charade with LB going on "instant strike",
I ended this debaucle. Pun has ZERO understanding of how to stimulate a healthy male
who is not a perpetually randy 16yo in heat. 
At this point, Pun demanded to be paid. I replied the custom at this shop is to pay after I dress,
outside of the massage room and in the presence of Mamasan. Pun then left and immediately
turned on the room's bright lights which generated an "instant headache" . . . what a cabrona! 
A/P [assessment & plan]
1. Shame on me for ignoring the lesson, "Issan WGs do NOT have skillsets." 
I have met a total of 2 Issan WGs over a 5 year timeframe who were well-skilled.
Jane was one of them  [referenced in my earlier post; the other is in BKK.]
2. I will return to see Lin for 2 hour Thai massage.
3. Prior to seeing Lin, be very certain to have a booking elsewhere for "tension release" from
someone you previously know to be competent.
Here endeth the Lesson on "The Trials and Tribulation during the Times of the Dreaded Virus."
When will the bloody border open for direct flights to BKK?
"White-out syndrome" is deadly.  | |
[referenced in my earlier post; the other is in BKK.]