[thailand][bangkok]the thai Soapy Massage
Bangkok (BKK) must have several hundred of these places. Only two in Pattaya that I know of.
Anyhow, they are the CAT'S MEOW!
My favorite is Cupidy in BKK. I pulled an absolute 10 out of there once. Bangkok Cozy is nice as well.
Here's how it works...You walk into a lounge area & have a seat in a lounge chair/couch with a table. There's usually several of these set up in them & a bar with stools along one wall.
A papa-san/waiter will come take your order as you look thru the "Fishbowl" at the talent on display. Depending on the time of day (usually 6 or 7 PM is optimal - many will be upstairs by 7:30 PM), there will be 20-50 gals sitting on some bleacher style seats behind a big-ass glass window. They'll be winking & waving at you.
I usually order a Chang Yai (Large Chang beer) & peruse for a few sips.
The girls will all be wearing a big number pinned to whatever kind of sexy little outfit she's wearing.
Papa-san will be hovering nearby & they all invariably speak English. Just point & click & tell Papa you want to talk to #46. He'll trot her out & she'll usually be jumping with joy & come sit with you for a bit, so you have the option to check her body out a bit & also check her attitude/see if she has good vibes. You have the option of sending her back & choosing another, though I've never done that & always had a great time.
You can also get 2 or 3 if you want to, though again, I've never done that at a soapy (I have at bars though  ) It's called a soapy sandwich.
I usually buy her a drink & upstairs we go. Now this is where it goes against a Cardinal Rule of mongering, but Papa-san will take you over to the cash register & you pay around $60 for the girl & the room upfront. I've NEVER been disappointed though. I guess the non-performers don't last long.
There's a very good chance you'll be the only foreigner (Farang) at the BKK parlors & don't be surprised to see lots of well-to-do Thai, Japanese, Korean & Chinese guys in there.
So, she'll grab a box with some supplies, such as soap, mouthwash, rubbers etc in it out a locker & into the elevator you go.
Always bring your own rubbers from the West. Asians must have pencil dicks as their rubbers are tiny & are uncomfortable as hell & I'm not hung THAT damned big.
Onto the elevator & up 4 or 5 floors. Some of these places are 10 stories tall!
If you need to piss, tell her "Hong nam yoo nai?" & she'll point you to the pisser down the hall, as the rooms, while nice have no pisser in them. Maids will be scurrying around cleaning rooms like roaches when you turn the lights on as well. No biggie. They keep things clean.
Back in the room, just wait. Invariably a maid will have to bring her something & she might need to hit the latrine as well. Just kick back on the couch & take your shoes off till your Honey locks the door.
Next she'll start the large tub going with lots of bubble bath in it & come undress you. You just kick back. She'll get undressed & you sip on your beer a bit more.
She'll come get you once the tub is full & you plop down in said large tub of soapy, warm water, & she'll wash every square in of your body from the neck down quite thoroughly.
You kick back & sip your beer & develop serious wood along the way.
Next there'll be an inflatable raft thing on the tile floor next to the tub & she'll get you out & have you lay on your stomach (no mean feat with a giant quivering sword), & slop a shitload more warm suds all over you & start squiggling & wiggling all over your back with her ass, tits & twat.
Pure heaven!!!
Then, you get up & she'll rinse you off & dry you off & direct you to the bed, which always a step up onto some carpet off the tile.
Just kick back with your bid-nez pointing at the moon as she rinses off & she'll be there in 2 minutes & it usually starts with a little BBBJ action. The sword is quivering like a wheat field in a tornado by now.
The more talented ones will rip open a rubber & pop it in her mouth & install it with her mouth.
From there it's anything/ any position goes, though most won't do anal.
After you're spent, you'll be hassling like a blacksmith's bellows & she'll roll you over onto your stomach & give you a 10-15 minute massage.
Next it's another quick rinse (with soap of course) in the now empty bathtub, dry you off again, & you'll be one happy, clean camper, ready to go hit the Go-Go bars.
Call me a sucker, but I usually tip her (just leave it on the table) 200 baht ($6) & she's happy as hell.
Don't try to leave without her though! It'll make her "Lose Face" if someone thinks she didn't do a good job, plus they probably don't want you to get lost on your way out & disturb another mongerer.
She'll see you back to the bar & trust me, you'll be smiling.
Land of Smiles.
PS.....Any decent hotel concierge will be able to direct your taxi driver to either Cupidy or Bangkok Cozy. Grab a hotel business card to show your taxi driver how to get you home.
Enjoy!!!!!! | |
) It's called a soapy sandwich.