pixelated porno and wads of Kleenex
Aw fuck me sideways, this is just getting too tragicomic. The real tragedy is this WEATHER: my entire azz just froze right off today. Went out to get my laundry and the damn thing just went THUNK, froze right off like, like...an ASSICLE! Shitfire!
So I'm sitting in front of the heater and thought I would tell u guys about the freelancer I threw outta my hotel room once--first and only time I've ever done it. Deserved? U be the judge:
I'd returned to Bangkok from a ten-day saga in Phnom Penh, and the first night back was great as there was NO poussoir involved. I'd been doing 2-5 gals daily and while it was fab, I was also kinda sexed out. So I had a great night's sleep.
But next day was my last before returning to HK, so I decided to find some company. Met my pal Rico and we hit our various haunts, checking out chrome-pole-polishers, street stuff and whatnot. Ended up at the Thermae, where else. I chatted up some reasonable-looking lass--things were right, we strolled outta the place.
Got into my hotel room and everything was all WRONG. Shower, hiding behind towel, demands to turn off the light before removing towel...I'm trying to crack jokes and lighten the mood, no, she's serious. Then it's like, no blowjob, no this, no that...I can't even remember the point at which my switch flipped. But when it did, I just turned the light on and said to her: "You're not the least bit interested in this, so why don't you just GO. Now."
She got up, dressed, and just before she exited, made her grand speech at the door in English: "I hate...European...PEOPLE!" (she'd previously made some comments about "European people" but I can't imagine, given her attitude, that she was trolling for Japanese-only...plus this was before the Thermae became quite so J-provincial among some WGs. She just seemed to want to make it such a hassle that I would, in fact, toss her out--can't quite describe it but I do think she wanted to either make some cash for doing little/nothing or reinforce some agenda by getting thrown out. Well, I obliged.
I jerked off and went to sleep.
And now: a gratuitous tit-shot so SEAJ can have a lovely wank and slip into the Land O' Nod
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